Do Not Touch My Growing Bump

First they came for the bumpless bump
Touching in wonder that you're really pregnant

Then they came for the small bump
Touching in amazement that you're beginning to show

Then they came for the protruding bump
Touching in awe that you're really showing now

Then they came for the rotund bump
Touching in surprise that you're now so big

Then they came for the huge pot-bellied bump
Touching in shock of how really massive you've grown

Then they came for the unmissable, fully encompassing bump
Touching in admiration and asking when you're dropping your precious bundle

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